Canned Treats
NOTE:It has become necessary to post here that you really should NOT eat the stuff in the cans! (...really)
Canned CREAMED POSSUM!!
WOW! You won’t find this on the supermarket shelf!!
That’s right, from the hills of Possum Valley the one and only canned Creamed Possum!!
This is the original folks. There are imitators out there…but no other can compare to this delicacy with sweet potatoes garnished in coon fat gravy! This is the original product that was brought by Burt Reynolds onto the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson!
Of course this is a novelty product only and there are no edible contents. However for your next party or get together just think of the laughs that you’ll get when one of your visitors sees a can of Creamed Possum on the desert table!
The creator of this product is a friend of mine and I have been amazed over the years at how much attention this product has gotten. I am equally STUNNED at how someone who knows about this joke still has to smile every time they see a can of creamed possum.
Your guests will surely smile and remember the party where “Possum” was on the menu!
$5.95 each
At Last!
From the makers of world famous Canned Creamed Possum, our latest.... and fastest...teat!
Canned Road Runner!!
That's right gang.... technology has finally caught up to even the wily roadrunner! With the new Dodge Hemi and the Hummer, we can now produce this highly sought after delicacy in enough quantity to put in a can! Bad news for the coyotes, means great news for you!!
Now you can have a meal of roadrunner without having to catch your breath first!
Of course this is a novelty only and there are no true contents, but just imagine the laughs you'll get when you impress your friends with a can of Road Runner complete with a real feather sticking out from under the lid!
Remember, Serving Size:"All you can HOLD!"
Like its predecessor the Canned Creamed Possum, the Canned Road Runner is destined to go all over the world bringing laughs where ever it is shown. Be the first one to show this one to your friends!
Anyone who sees this product can't help but laugh! Don't wait...buy your can now!
This is an original product gang.... the manufacturer is a friend of mine and I have been impressed over and over through the years as people who see these gags just simply can't help but break into a big smile and laugh. Even if they have seen it over and over and over again they still find these products funny. This is the newest product sure to follow in the steps of its famous predecessor the Canned Creamed Possum. If you want to be one of the first few to see and show this to their friends.... buy your Canned Road Runner now!
$5.95 each
Possum LITE!!
This is the answer for those of you who are concerned about the higher levels of cholesterol in our regular Creamed Possum product. We scrape up the scrawniest possums we can find first thing in the spring before most possums have a chance to put on any extra fat.
Of course this is just a novelty and is not edible, but you can cause a riot of laughter at your next gathering by explaining your version of our high-tech canning process that seals in the that 'full-bodied' possum flavor!
$4.95 each
Creamed Armadillo (on the halfshell)
With the outstanding success of the original Creamed Possum, we have searched the highways and biways (and a few back roads too) all over the country to find a gourmet treat for those of you with more sophisticated tastes.
Even if this is not a truly edible product, you'll find yourself dressing up fancy at just the thought of a can of Turnpike Quality Creamed Armadillo on the Halfshell!
$5.95 each
Buzzard Gizzards (in Cream Sauce)
There is only a limited supply of this item because buzzards can fly and are harder to hit with our truck!
Of course this is also only a novelty product, but you can put a feather in your cap for sure when this can hits the table beside the birthday cake!
$5.95 each
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